Zombies Eat Brains, You’re Safe Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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Bite off more than you can chew with our Zombie zinger!

Ever noticed the Kardashians might just be the first to survive a zombie apocalypse? They’ve got the perfect zombie expression down and, let’s face it, brains aren’t exactly their main course. Slide into one of our classic t-shirts, break the ice at parties, and let everyone know you have your finger on the pulse, even if it’s not beating!

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to a zombie movie marathon!
  • Rock it at your next living-dead themed party!
  • Sport it on casual Fridays (if you dare)!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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