Blow Me Turbo Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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For when you’re quick, but not a lightning bolt in the sack!

Introducing the ‘Fast, but not TOO fast’ tee for those who love to live life in the express lane, without skipping the scenic views. Perfect for champions of moderation and those who believe that endurance is best enjoyed with a side of humor. Wear it proudly, whether you’re sprinting through life or just taking a quick jog down the ironic path of hilarity.

Wear it when:

  • On a first date to set some realistic expectations
  • At the finish line of a 5k with a cheeky smirk
  • To your high school reunion, hinting you’ve still got moves, just not too speedy ones

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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