Carpe Scrotum Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Go ahead, give life a squeeze!

For those days when life’s throwing curveballs and you’re ready to catch them with both hands, this shirt is your perfect sidekick. Brave, bold, and just a bit cheeky, it’s designed for the go-getter who doesn’t just handle life’s challenges but gives them a good twist for luck. Whether you’re in a boardroom or a barroom, don this mischievous tee and show you’re ready to take charge, one playful yank at a time.

Wear it when:

  • At your boss’s annual ‘pep talk’ meeting
  • During a family reunion when Uncle Bob starts ranting about politics
  • When your mother-in-law drops by unexpectedly and critiques your decor

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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