Dont Be A Chicken Shit Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Complex problems? Not in this shirt!

For those who think Occam’s razor could use a little more edge, this tee cuts through the chaos with a bold declaration: ‘It’s really simple, actually.’ Wear it loud and proud, whether you’re solving life’s mysteries or just trying to locate your other sock in the laundry pile.

Wear it when:

  • Your first day at a new job, just to keep expectations low
  • Family game night, where explaining rules is for amateurs
  • An intense session of speed dating, when less is definitely more

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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