Half Assin It Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Half-assed but fully fabulous!

Why settle for a full moon when you can rock a half moon? This cheeky t-shirt is here to celebrate the art of doing things with style, grace, and just the right amount of sass. Wear it out, bare it all, and let the world know that sometimes half is all you really need to make a whole lot of impact!

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for casual Fridays at hip offices where breaking the mold is part of the job description.
  • Wear it to your next DIY project to remind everyone that perfection is overrated.
  • Ideal for a subtle yet sassy touch at your next family reunion—just enough to make grandma squint.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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