I Have Sex Daily I Mean Dyslexia Men’s T Shirt

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Proof that I can undress you with my mind.

Some might say I have a talent for creating new narratives with just a glance, but trust me, it’s not just the words that get rearranged – your clothes might find themselves in a delightful disarray too. Welcome to the story where your ‘outfit’ becomes ‘fit-out’.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it at a book club where you’d rather read between the lines.
  • Sport it at the library to spark a conversation that isn’t in the textbook.
  • Rock it at a literary festival to redefine ‘deep reading’.

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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