Straya-themed mayhem for BBQs, beers, and shirts that scream ‘I probably shouldn’t wear this to the shops’.
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I work harder than an ugly stripper – T-Shirt
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“I Work Harder Than an Ugly Stripper” - Hustle, but make it hilarious. This tee is for those who grind harder than anyone else -… -
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Not here to fuck spiders – T-Shirt
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Not Here to F*ck Spiders" – Straight from the Aussie phrasebook. This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement — it’s a full-blown mission briefing. Blunt,… -
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OBCD – T-Shirt
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."OBCD – Fat in Black" – For those about to snack, we salute you. A heavyweight parody with legendary taste, this tee takes a hard… -
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Official Australian Drinking Team – T-Shirt
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Official Australian Drinking Team" – Because hydration is a national sport. Wear it with pride, like a true-blue bogan in peak form. Featuring a parody… -
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Official Australian Drinking Team – Unisex Tank Top
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Official Australian Drinking Team" – Because hydration is a national sport. Wear it with pride, like a true-blue bogan in peak form. Featuring a parody… -
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Protein stack – Unisex Tank Top
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.A hilarious homage to the food chain — cow, pig, and chicken stacked high like the ultimate carnivore totem. Whether you're a gym rat, grill… -
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Respect the mullet – T-Shirt
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Respect the Mullet" – Business in the front, legend in the back.Wearing this shirt is like flashing your cultural heritage card at the pub. Paying… -
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Straya – Adult Staple Tee
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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Straya – Unisex Tank Top
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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Suns out – guns out – Unisex Tank Top
$44.95Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Suns Out, Guns Out.” – A classic, unapologetic flex.Whether you’re beach-bound, BBQ-side, or just conveniently walking past reflective surfaces, this singlet lets the biceps do…