HR-approved? Probably not. Perfect for casual Fridays, awkward retreats, and Zoom calls gone rogue.
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😳😦😧◾◾Shit Show Supervisor – Supply Hoodie
Original price was: $79.95.$71.95Current price is: $71.95."Shit Show Supervisor" – Because someone has to steer the chaos.Embrace your role as the captain of calamity with this unapologetically bold design. Whether it's… -
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😳😦😧◾◾People – Supply Hoodie
Original price was: $79.95.$71.95Current price is: $71.95."People – 1 Star. Would Not Recommend." – A brutally honest review of the human experience. Complete with a 1-star rating and zero tolerance for… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Nosy little fucker – Hoodie
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😳😦😧◾◾I’m too short for this sh*t – Hoodie
Original price was: $79.95.$71.95Current price is: $71.95.Too Short for This Sh*t Hoodie – For the vertically challenged and eternally inconvenienced. This one’s for the shelf-climbers, step-stool owners, and proud fun-size legends. Featuring… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Monkey Liquor – T-Shirt
Original price was: $49.95.$44.96Current price is: $44.96."Monkey Liquor Bourbon – Preferred drink of Sneaky Bastards everywhere"A vintage-style nod to back-pocket bourbon, bad decisions, and that one uncle who definitely shouldn't be… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Where my ho’s at – Adult Staple Tee
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😳😦😧◾◾To do list – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."To Do List" – a wholesome start that quickly derails. This cheeky checklist hits every corner of domestic responsibility before swerving headfirst into classic “your… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tits or tyres – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“If It’s Got Tits or Tyres, It’s Gonna Give You Problems” – equal parts pit crew and pub wisdom, this shirt hits the sweet spot… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tits or tyres – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“If It’s Got Tits or Tyres, It’s Gonna Give You Problems” – equal parts pit crew and pub wisdom, this shirt hits the sweet spot… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tinsel tits – Maple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Tinsel Tits & Whiskey Dicks” – it’s not exactly what Santa had in mind, but we’re rolling with it. Featuring a busty Miss Claus and… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tinsel tits – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Tinsel Tits & Whiskey Dicks” – it’s not exactly what Santa had in mind, but we’re rolling with it. Featuring a busty Miss Claus and… -
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😳😦😧😨◾Straya – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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😳😦😧😨◾Straya – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Stop being a little bitch – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Stop Being a Little Bitch” – Tough love never looked so retro.This blunt masterpiece delivers the motivational slap you didn’t know you needed — with… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Stop being a little bitch – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Stop Being a Little Bitch” – Tough love never looked so retro.This blunt masterpiece delivers the motivational slap you didn’t know you needed — with… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Simon says – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Simon Says… Shut the Fuck Up" – The childhood game just got a foul-mouthed upgrade.Forget hopscotch and playground rules — Simon’s grown up, he’s over… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Shit Show Supervisor – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Shit Show Supervisor" – Because someone has to steer the chaos.Embrace your role as the captain of calamity with this unapologetically bold design. Whether it's… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Santa thinks – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Santa Thinks You're a Cunt" – Straight from the North Pole, with no filter.When you've landed squarely on the naughty list, why not own it?… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Same shit Different day – T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Same shit. Different day." – The ultimate mantra for modern existence.This shirt doesn’t sugar-coat it—it straight-up delivers the bleak truth with the charm of a… -
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😳😦😧◾◾People – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."People – 1 Star. Would Not Recommend." – A brutally honest review of the human experience. Complete with a 1-star rating and zero tolerance for…