Because humans suck and animals are way cooler. Featuring fur, feathers, and fangs.
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😳😦😧◾◾I’m too short for this sh*t – Hoodie
Original price was: $79.95.$71.95Current price is: $71.95.Too Short for This Sh*t Hoodie – For the vertically challenged and eternally inconvenienced. This one’s for the shelf-climbers, step-stool owners, and proud fun-size legends. Featuring… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Monkey Liquor – T-Shirt
Original price was: $49.95.$44.96Current price is: $44.96."Monkey Liquor Bourbon – Preferred drink of Sneaky Bastards everywhere"A vintage-style nod to back-pocket bourbon, bad decisions, and that one uncle who definitely shouldn't be… -
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😳😦😧😨◾Straya – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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😳😦😧😨◾Straya – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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😳◾◾◾◾Protein stack – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.A hilarious homage to the food chain — cow, pig, and chicken stacked high like the ultimate carnivore totem. Whether you're a gym rat, grill… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Not here to fuck spiders – T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Not Here to F*ck Spiders" – Straight from the Aussie phrasebook. This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement — it’s a full-blown mission briefing. Blunt,… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Not a hugger – Maple T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Not a Hugger" – Touch me and die. Featuring the world’s crankiest porcupine, this shirt says what your body language has been screaming for years.… -
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😳😦◾◾◾My two moods – Cat T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."My Two Moods" – Cat lovers, you know the drill.Cute one second, murdery the next. This design captures the full spectrum of feline (or human)… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Lesbians eat what? – Women’s Maple T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.Lesbians Eat What?! Cat Tee – Outrageously adorable, wildly inappropriate. This wide-eyed ginger kitty just heard something… unexpected. Equal parts hilarious and controversial, this tee… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Lesbians eat what? – T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.Lesbians Eat What?! Cat Tee – Outrageously adorable, wildly inappropriate. This wide-eyed ginger kitty just heard something… unexpected. Equal parts hilarious and controversial, this tee… -
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😳😦😧◾◾I’m too short for this sh*t – Maple T-Shirt
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😳😦😧◾◾I’m too short for this sh*t – T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.Too Short for This Sh*t Tee – For the vertically challenged and eternally inconvenienced. This one’s for the shelf-climbers, step-stool owners, and proud fun-size legends.… -
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😳😦😧😨◾I’m A Fuckin Delight Women’s T Shirt
Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.Because sometimes, life just serves you... cat butt! For the days when your problems feel insurmountable, and all you can think of is the tail-end… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Bitches Love Cats Women’s T Shirt
Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.For the cat-lover with a purr-sonality! Is there anything more innocent than a sweet kitty? Probably not, but this shirt's here to shake things up… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Bad Ass Women’s T Shirt
Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.Because sometimes stubbornness is sexy. Embrace your inner mule with our 'Donkey does it right!' tee. Featuring a cheeky nod to those big-eared beasts of… -
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😳😦◾◾◾When Im Bored I Play With My Balls Men’s T Shirt
Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.Breaking news: double standards in sniffing behavior! Ever noticed how our four-legged friends get a pass for some seriously eyebrow-raising social interactions? Yet when we… -
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😳😦😧◾◾There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Halloween Women’s T Shirt
Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.For when you've given up on giving a damn. Listen, our last flying fuck has officially gone nocturnal and needs glasses—because let's face it, when… -
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😳😦😧◾◾There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Halloween Men’s T Shirt
Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.Catch that elusive flying fuck... if you dare. In a world where flying fucks are as rare as unicorns, ours is a nocturnal, near-sighted legend.… -
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😳😦😧😨◾I’m A Fuckin Delight Men’s T Shirt
Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.Meow there and check this out! Embrace the feline philosophy with a sprinkle of sass! Our 'Guess what? Cat butt!' tee is here to remind… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Gettin Shit Done Cat Women’s T Shirt
Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.For the feline that's all about that hustle. For the unapologetically productive cat lovers who know their whiskered companions are the real CEOs of Getting…