These shirts cross the line… and then set it on fire. You’ve been warned.
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😳😦😧◾◾Shit Show Supervisor – Supply Hoodie
Original price was: $79.95.$71.95Current price is: $71.95."Shit Show Supervisor" – Because someone has to steer the chaos.Embrace your role as the captain of calamity with this unapologetically bold design. Whether it's… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Nosy little fucker – Hoodie
Original price was: $79.95.$71.95Current price is: $71.95."Nosy Little Fucker" – For those who read the fine print. A shirt for the sharp-eyed, the boundary-pushers, and the unapologetically intrusive. At first glance,… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Why I’m single – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Why I’m Single: Too Ugly, Too Fussy, Dick Is Too Big, Might Kill Someone” – check the box, drop the mic. This brutally honest shirt… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tourette’s driving school – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Tourette’s Driving School" – Buckle up for a full-throttle jab at road rage with this controversial tee that merges muscle cars with explosive language and… -
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😳😦😧◾◾To do list – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."To Do List" – a wholesome start that quickly derails. This cheeky checklist hits every corner of domestic responsibility before swerving headfirst into classic “your… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tits or tyres – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“If It’s Got Tits or Tyres, It’s Gonna Give You Problems” – equal parts pit crew and pub wisdom, this shirt hits the sweet spot… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tits or tyres – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“If It’s Got Tits or Tyres, It’s Gonna Give You Problems” – equal parts pit crew and pub wisdom, this shirt hits the sweet spot… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tinsel tits – Maple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Tinsel Tits & Whiskey Dicks” – it’s not exactly what Santa had in mind, but we’re rolling with it. Featuring a busty Miss Claus and… -
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😳😦◾◾◾Tinsel tits – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Tinsel Tits & Whiskey Dicks” – it’s not exactly what Santa had in mind, but we’re rolling with it. Featuring a busty Miss Claus and… -
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😳😦◾◾◾The Bearded Clam – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“The Bearded Clam – Dine at They • Chew the Cooch • Dinner Beneath the Bridge” – this shirt is filthy, clever, and gloriously unapologetic.… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Tell your boobs – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!” – it's juvenile, it's cheeky, and it's exactly the kind of humour that gets you both… -
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😳😦😧😨◾Straya – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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😳😦😧😨◾Straya – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Straya Cunt!” – The unofficial national uniform.With a boxing kangaroo, a splash of green and gold, and the country’s favourite greeting, this tee is as… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Stop being a little bitch – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Stop Being a Little Bitch” – Tough love never looked so retro.This blunt masterpiece delivers the motivational slap you didn’t know you needed — with… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Stop being a little bitch – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“Stop Being a Little Bitch” – Tough love never looked so retro.This blunt masterpiece delivers the motivational slap you didn’t know you needed — with… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Simon says – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Simon Says… Shut the Fuck Up" – The childhood game just got a foul-mouthed upgrade.Forget hopscotch and playground rules — Simon’s grown up, he’s over… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Shit Show Supervisor – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Shit Show Supervisor" – Because someone has to steer the chaos.Embrace your role as the captain of calamity with this unapologetically bold design. Whether it's… -
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😳◾◾◾◾Respect the mullet – T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Respect the Mullet" – Business in the front, legend in the back.Wearing this shirt is like flashing your cultural heritage card at the pub. Paying… -
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😳😦😧😨◾R U a cunt – Adult Staple Tee
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."R U A CUNT?" – If you have to ask, you already know.Blunt, bold, and brilliantly offensive, this tee doesn’t tiptoe—it stomps. Inspired by Aussie-style… -
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😳😦😧◾◾On your mark – Unisex Tank Top
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46.“On Your Mark, Get Set, Go F*** Yourself” - For the socially athletic. Whether you're sprinting away from drama or just done with everyone’s nonsense,… -
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😳😦😧◾◾Nosy little fucker – T-Shirt
Original price was: $44.95.$40.46Current price is: $40.46."Nosy Little Fucker" – For those who read the fine print. A shirt for the sharp-eyed, the boundary-pushers, and the unapologetically intrusive. At first glance,…