You Can’t Out Fart Me Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Ever heard of ‘impossible’? It’s just someone else’s problem.

In a world where unicorns eat glitter and pigs fly business class, the word ‘impossible’ gets banished to a planet far, far away. If you’re tired of hearing ‘no can do’ from dream crushers and fun-sponges, it’s time to wear your defiance right on your chest. Our t-shirts are a bold middle finger to the naysayers, encouraging you to defy reality with a wink and a grin. Because in your universe, even gravity has to ask nicely.

Wear it when:

  • When the boss says ‘that’s impossible’ at Monday’s meeting.
  • At a gravity-defying rooftop party.
  • While planning your next ‘impossible’ adventure.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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